Port Orford News...
As some of you may know, I grew up in a small town on the southern Oregon Coast. Port Orford is a community of about 1,000 people. I still get the weekly paper sent to me and I think I’ve blogged about it here before. This week there is an interesting entry in the Port Orford Police Report. You have to read it to believe it. 
posted by Saucy Britches at
11/06/2005 10:37:00 AM
9 Comments:
You think he'll fall for the bait?
hey, you never know... :P
There is at least one dog barking every week? Do remember last weeks announcement about Rebecca Carrol? She was in the paper two or three times. Turns out she and I used to be friends, I was always jealous because she developed boobs way bigger than I'll ever get when she was like 13. Anyway, she's a little crazy now. She borrowed a sleeping bag from my mom (she was living at the beach) before getting arrested twice.
I'm thirsty.
And my feet are cold.
Histerical. I love it.
haha...Derek! I knew it was you!
Mark Creighton is having fun with the police reports.
Rebecca Carroll is not up to four arrests in 3 weeks. Sigh...
haha, I emailed it to Jay Leno's wacky headlines section. Maybe they can use it! :)
Omigod, this is hilarious! I also live in a small town, and when I was about 15, I soaped the windows of the local phone booth (the only one in town)! The chief of police happened to drive by at that exact moment, and actually chased me in his car (I was on foot) around and around, until I finally escaped into a circle of my friends. He finally got out of his car, but nobody would tell him who did it and he couldn't tell us apart! Case closed.
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